Kia ora e te whānau,
It is with great pleasure that I welcome you to the official website of The University of Sexology. When I was bestowed the responsibility of overseeing this institution in 1989, I vowed to delicately water and prune her until she blossomed anew. Today, I look upon the fruits of that labour with pride: the very institution that once fought to keep people like me out has been transformed into an internationally recognised beacon of inclusivity and prosperity.
As the first beta—and indeed the first woman—to walk the mossy cobblestones of the then-University of Self-Pleasure in 1982, I know the cold sting of exclusion. I remember being invisible to my Alpha and Omega classmates, my presence tolerated but never respected. It was not until I revolutionized reproductive science with the discovery of mpreg that I forced this academy to acknowledge me. I had to prove that biology is not destiny, and that brilliance knows no dynamic.
I tell you this not to dwell on the past, but to charge you with shaping the future. It is your duty to right the wrongs of our history by embracing radical acceptance. You must dismantle the hierarchies that once ruled these halls; there is no supremacy in dynamic, nor inferiority in identity. We must live by the whakataukī, "Nāu te rourou, nāku te rourou, ka ora ai te manuhiri": with your food basket and my food basket, the people will thrive.
It is in this spirit of collective thriving that we must confront the injustices that threaten our whānau. It breaks my heart that in our modern era, we still allow such brutal practices as wpreg—the act of impregnating a beta woman. True love for our beta sisters means protecting them from harm, and decades of research from this University show that natural pregnancy is immensely damaging to the beta female body, whereas the beta male is biologically optimised for the task. I call upon the students and faculty to condemn this barbaric practice, and continue to demonstrate against our heartless government until wpreg is outlawed, and beta women are finally free.
Ngā mihi me te aroha nui,
Dr Melanie Douchewater
Dean of the University of Sexology
Beta women are being FORCED to bear children despite overwhelming scientific evidence