你好, I'm Dr Cardianna P

Faculty of Health and Life Sciences

beta (she/her)


About

Dr Cardianna P was born in Harbin to Han Chinese parents, though she possesses a rare genetic expression of Oculocutaneous Albinism that presents her with pale skin and platinum hair, entirely obscuring her ethnic phenotype. Her surname, legally recorded as the single letter "P" following a rigid transcription of the character 'Pi' during her family's immigration, is now stamped on groundbreaking research regarding cardiovascular strain in pregnant beta males. Originally a heart surgeon, she was headhunted for the University of Sexology Tauranga by Dr Melanie Douchewater after developing a specialised aortic stent for high-risk mpreg cases. Now serving as the Laboratory Manager for the Faculty of Health and Life Sciences alongside her teaching duties, Dr P lectures on "Haemodynamics in the Male Uterus" and is currently trialling a synthetic calming pheromone designed to stop beta fathers from fainting during crowning.

Roles

Laboratory Manager - Faculty of Health and Life Sciences

Lecturer - Bachelor's of Mpreg Studies

Contact

[email protected]

+64 22 2561 9041

Room 913, Mōmona Offices, The University of Sexology Tauranga Campus