About
Ms Wendy He-Elcháir (they/she) hails from Cork, Ireland, and hyphenated their surname after a whirlwind romance with a beta male researcher named He. Her career trajectory shifted dramatically following an "unplanned kinetic event" in the testing wings of Douchewater Enterprises. Dr Melanie Douchewater displayed immense generosity in the aftermath, personally overseeing Wendy’s rehabilitation and creating a bespoke position for her to ensure she remained part of the academic family. Now serving as the Accessibility Advisor for the Faculty of Health and Life Sciences, Ms He-Elcháir is a living testament to Dr Douchewater’s benevolent leadership and commitment to staff retention. In a twist of nominative determinism that frequently amuses the IT department, her official university email address is [email protected].
Roles
Accessibility Advisor - Faculty of Health and Life Sciences
Contact
+64 22 5579 8090
Room 965, Melanie Douchewater Centre, The University of Sexology Tauranga Campus