About
Dr Brittney Day grew up in South Auckland, New Zealand. When she was 21, she was hit by a drunk driver while crossing the street and suffered severe neurological deficiencies following the accident. She began to age regress and have delusions that she was Elsa from Frozen - often being spotted around town singing "Let it Go" and striking her enemies with ice. To fix her acne and look more like Elsa, she went to the University of Auckland medical school, following which she began practicing as a dermatologist. She was hit by a second drunk driver on her way home from her joint 5th birthday/graduation party and unfortunately developed a speech impediment that restricts her to singing exclusively. She hallucinated a journey to find her long lost mother Queen Iduna and hiked through the North Island bush for 3 weeks before stumbling her way into the University of Sexology, Tauranga. Dr Melanie Douchewater, the person that found her, was shocked when she listened to the songs of Brittney and they were... skin diseases, their prognosis, and treatment plans. Always looking to revolutionise teaching, Dr Melanie Douchewater offered Brittney a job as teaching staff for the University of Sexology's medical school where she now teaches dermatology.
Roles
Lecturers - Master's of Medicine
Contact
+64 27 6896 6644
Room 545, Matahua Offices, The University of Sexology Tauranga Campus