About

Dr Sarah Uckmi-Clít, born Sarah Smith, is a Urology and Renal professor at the University of Sexology. Growing up, she was obsessed with one thing and one thing only: yaoi. Every morning, during school, and all night all she would do is read yaoi and play with her kitty. One day after her kitty was so numb from playing with it all day she attempted to revitalize feeling to it by attaching her Dad Dragon to her father's drill - unfortunately this did not go as planned and she had to take a trip to the ER. It was there she learned about urology, the study of penises. "I do that all day already," she thought. Her mind wandered to the art displayed prominently in their beige walled living room: "Don't love your job, job your love". It was from that moment she wanted nothing more than to become a urologist to look at penises all day. She reluctantly picked up renal studies and a more comprehensive study of urology as it's "kind of a package deal, unfortunately". It was during med school that she met her husbands, 2 bisexuals that pleasure her by pleasuring each other (she just sits and watches). She took their last names as a sign of her dedication to their yaoi dynamic and she has chosen to remain celibate: "My fingers don't count!" as she quips.

Roles

Lecturers - Master's of Medicine

Contact

s.uckmi-clí[email protected]

+64 22 7325 6502

Room 249, Mōmona Offices, The University of Sexology Tauranga Campus