About
The Bachelor's of Cultural Appropriation (BCuA) at The University of Sexology is a three-year degree combining the inert racial sensitivity and unauthorised use of cultural wear. Developed as a certificate, students can now go the extra step to wear native American headgear as their ancestry traces its root back to 1700's America. Expanding far beyond music festival faux pas, this programme elevates the theft of intellectual, spiritual, and aesthetic property into a rigorous academic discipline. Students learn the delicate art of adopting marginalized cultures for aesthetic gain.
Program Structure
The Bachelor's of Cultural Appropriation is a three-year, full-time programme combining audacious entitlement with strategic ignorance. In the first year, all students establish a shared foundation in selective history, completing core papers such as APROP101: The Notes App Apology and APROP112: The 1/64th Ancestry Defense. From the second year, candidates specialize their aesthetic theft, selecting majors from fields including Festival Spiritualism, Fast-Fashion Mimicry, and Culinary Gentrification (which focuses heavily on discovering ingredients from lesser cultures). The final year involves an intensive study of PR crisis management and the strategic weaponization of good intentions.
Pictured: Our alumni will be equipped for the modern lifestyle of an American.
Practicum
In their final year, students undertake the mandatory "Discovering Oneself" study abroad practicum. Candidates are deployed to international destinations they cannot correctly pronounce, where they are tasked with taking an ancient cultural practice, rebranding it as a new wellness trend, and monetizing it on social media. Alternatively, students may opt for an industry placement with a global fast-fashion conglomerate, where they assist in the rapid tracing and mass production of indigenous or independent artist designs. During this time, students will also apply for their N-word passes, as this is integral to further study and business, especially in Atlanta or Europe.
Pictured: An art piece done by one of our students doing a conjoint in Bachelor's of Film, Fashion, Music (this degree was removed as CharliXCX's legal team sued us) and Bachelor's of Cultural Appropriation, and xe is set to go out into Europe and America to make new and original content.
Career Opportunities
Graduates of the BCuA are perfectly equipped to navigate the lucrative, high-visibility world of aesthetic exploration. Alumni seamlessly transition into careers as Lifestyle Influencers, Fast-Fashion Creative Directors, Wellness Gurus, and Artisanal Gentrifiers. Armed with an impenetrable shield of plausible deniability and a foundational belief that the world is their personal costume box, graduates are uniquely positioned to profit immensely from their newly found heritage.
Course structure
Explore the cultural, symbolic, and commercial dimensions of festivals and events. Develop skills in community engagement, sacred-symbol interpretation, project development, and strategic brand partnerships.
Examine cultural exchange in fashion and design while building creative and commercial expertise. Learn to develop culturally informed products, manage creative practice, and bring design concepts to market responsibly.
Investigate the relationship between food, cultural ownership, place, and lifestyle markets. Gain practical experience in cultural product development, partnership strategy, and responsible food culture commercialization.
Meet the team
At the University of Sexuality, our programs are led by world-class specialists dedicated to delivering the highest calibre of education in every discipline. In keeping with The Douchewater Way, this faculty does not merely oversee your degree—they actively teach across your foundational courses to ensure every subject is directly tailored to your professional pathway. With great pride, we introduce the academic leadership for this program.
Head of Program
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