About
The Bachelor of Engineering (BE) at The University of Sexology, spearheaded by Program Director Dr Taras Danylovych Kryvchenko, is a pioneering degree that applies rigorous biomechanical, electrical, and structural design principles to the frontiers of human pleasure, intimacy, and dynamic infrastructure. This elite programme trains the next generation of engineers to conceptualize, prototype, and manufacture cutting-edge technological solutions for a highly specialized, dynamically integrated society. From the fluid mechanics of synthetic slick to the structural integrity of Alpha-compliant urban housing, the BE bridges the gap between hard mathematical science and applied sexological innovation.
Program Structure
The Bachelor of Engineering is an intensive, four-year full-time programme. In their first year, all candidates complete a shared core curriculum covering thermodynamics, material physics, fluid mechanics, and baseline dynamic anatomy. From the second year, students must declare a specialized major that dictates their advanced coursework and future clinical focus. The available majors are Mechanical Engineering (MECHENG), Electrical Engineering (ELECTENG), Aeronautical Engineering (AEROENG), Lubricant and Chemical Engineering (LUBE), and Civil Dynamics Engineering (CIVIL). The CIVIL major is particularly groundbreaking, focusing entirely on architectural and structural engineering tailored to Alpha/Beta/Omega societal needs—such as the design of reinforced nesting zones, acoustic rut-proofing, and high-grade pheromonal ventilation systems (HVAC-P).
Pictured: A project made by one of our students 'Krishna Kristi-Kampf' to better the lives of beta woman, winning the 2009 Douchewater awards.
Practicum & Prototyping
In their final years, BE students engage in intensive laboratory practicums and industry placements. Utilizing state-of-the-art CAD software, biomedical 3D printing, and high-impact materials testing, students move from theoretical design to functional prototyping. Placements are heavily dictated by a student's chosen major, ranging from the synthesis of non-Newtonian personal lubricants and the aerodynamic testing of high-velocity pleasure craft, to the tensile stress-testing of industrial-grade insertion devices. Students are rigorously evaluated on the safety, efficacy, and ergonomic compatibility of their final capstone designs.
Pictured: The above is an example of the fluids created by students in our chemical engineering course.
Career & Post-Graduate Opportunities
While graduates are fully equipped for immediate, lucrative industry roles in pleasure-tech manufacturing and dynamic urban planning, the BE is expressly designed as the premier foundational pathway into the University’s world-renowned postgraduate engineering specialisations. Depending on their undergraduate major, elite graduates may progress into the following highly exclusive programmes:
Masters of Erotic Toy Engineering (MEroE)
Masters of Aeronautical Pleasure Engineering (MAeroEng)
Masters of Phallic Insertion Engineering (MPhInsertEng)
Masters of Lubricant Engineering (MLube)
Masters of Civil Dynamics Engineering (MCivilDynEng)
Course structure
Develop expertise in machine design, mechatronics, automation, and advanced mechanical systems. This major combines engineering science with practical design and project experience to prepare students for careers creating and improving machines and technologies.
Explore circuit analysis, electronics, embedded systems, and electrical systems design. Students learn to develop intelligent, reliable technologies ranging from electronic devices to complex engineered infrastructure.
Study the principles of aerodynamics, flight mechanics, and aerospace structures. This major prepares students to design, analyse, and develop aircraft and other flight systems through rigorous technical training and project-based learning.
Learn how chemical processes, transport phenomena, and process design are applied to transform raw materials into valuable products. The major develops skills in designing safe, efficient, and sustainable industrial processes.
Build expertise in structural analysis, geotechnical engineering, foundations, and reinforced concrete and steel design. Students prepare to plan and deliver safe, resilient infrastructure and the built environments that support communities.
Meet the team
At the University of Sexuality, our programs are led by world-class specialists dedicated to delivering the highest calibre of education in every discipline. In keeping with The Douchewater Way, this faculty does not merely oversee your degree—they actively teach across your foundational courses to ensure every subject is directly tailored to your professional pathway. With great pride, we introduce the academic leadership for this program.
Head of Program
Dr Taras Danylovych Kryvchenko
